tessaviolet:

youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh:

kavto-m:

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

I just realised: THATS WILLIAM SHATNER!

Omfg ok I literally just came on Tumblr to find this to reblog and it was the first post that loaded on my dash that is weird af ok

I’ve cued this a year early. and I’m sort of excited to see it and then think WOAH LOOK WHERE I WAS A YEAR AGO.

tessaviolet:

youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh:

kavto-m:

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

I just realised: THATS WILLIAM SHATNER!

Omfg ok I literally just came on Tumblr to find this to reblog and it was the first post that loaded on my dash that is weird af ok

I’ve cued this a year early. and I’m sort of excited to see it and then think WOAH LOOK WHERE I WAS A YEAR AGO.

(via dance-fitness)

fiti-vation:

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Peas & Ham Pasta Salad

(via just-yasmeen)

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eat-well-and-go-to-the-gym:

styleyourbody:

songforanurse:

renniesane:

eat-well-and-go-to-the-gym:

From anorexic and underweight (BMI 12.9) to fit, healthy and strong!!
eat-well-and-go-to-the-gym.tumblr.com

Oh my god this is so fucking beautiful

I just couldnt pass this up. You are followed <3

oh my. you are amazing

Thank you all so much!! <3 <3

eat-well-and-go-to-the-gym:

styleyourbody:

songforanurse:

renniesane:

eat-well-and-go-to-the-gym:

From anorexic and underweight (BMI 12.9) to fit, healthy and strong!!

eat-well-and-go-to-the-gym.tumblr.com

Oh my god this is so fucking beautiful

I just couldnt pass this up. You are followed <3

oh my. you are amazing

Thank you all so much!! <3 <3

(via runningformyl-ife)

jillyd4:

myusernamehere:

thegoatjustatethemoney:


Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for you!Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

*DEAD*

CRYING

jillyd4:

myusernamehere:

thegoatjustatethemoney:

Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

*DEAD*

CRYING

(Source: sfttr, via cableclips)

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via arrullameamor)

fitspocean:

This is not real

(Source: wintermission, via therealbarbielifts)

taoistimmortal:

catsfitnessandharrypotter:

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

as someone who will be a registered nurse very soon - this is important

also LOOK AFTER YOUR MATES

the amount of times I have uttered the words “i’m not interested in kicking anyone out, I just want to be able to give the paramedics the right information so they can help her” when i was running music festivals >:O\

sameatschildren:

justamerplwithabox:

So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3

need

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou, via dulect)